High-kooz and Limm-rix

This tongue licks your eye
Then I put it in your ear
You hear me slurp brain

I will cleave my way
To discover rare butt bug
That's right, crunch that thing

I wish for a dog
But I wished backward, so god
Just gave me himself

It is time to go
But the moon is freaking far
Don't forget your snacks!

We fall down the stairs
Sky, floor, banister, all one
Give us shattered bones

Eyes like hot, blue balls
Just get a fucking parrot
Or you’ll soon be dead

I wish I had not killed the Yeti,
By feeding him poison spaghetti
He’s loud when he falls,
Those evil meat balls,
And moving him makes me so sweaty.

A ninja can fight and can kick
Sometimes he uses a stick
His honor unfailing,
His opponents sailing,
But he never uses his dick

Let’s tickle like the jolliest of men.
Perhaps you are more than a friend.
If the soap were to drop
Yum, yum! Lollipop!
Our lithe bodies bond when you bend.